Waiting for the madman with a box.

Doctor Who summed up in a sentence… again.

Status: I just had a sandwich. It was delicious.
Comment (from relative over the age of 40): Hello Jim! I hope you're doing fantastic down where you are. I was just looking through some old pictures of you as a child and realized just how precious you were. LOL! When are you coming back up to visit? Your Uncle Jeff and I can't wait to see you again. We've got plenty of chores for you to do up here to help around the house. LOL! Just kidding Jim! How's your mother? I hope you're helping her out and being a good kid! But I have nothing to worry about, you're always a great kid! LOL! Hope all is well. :-)

meet-me-at-221b:

sherlockedoutthetardis:

georgeguven:

dat-amazing-arse:

the-adequate-gatsby:

amethystarcher:

drunkartie:

nom-chompsky:

kyssthis16:

kit-kat-o-graham:

alcoholicgifts:

merlinsbearddd:

dionthesocialist:

yeezysdisciple:

hamburgerjack:

ai-yo:

sooolondon:

yeezysdisciple:

cherishherthoughts:

There is no “U” in Freedom.

Its called English and not American for a reason. Get with the U America

Exactly!!!!!!
And this is a biscuit

and this is jelly

and these are called crisps

Get it right

You’re all freaks. We rebeled for a reason.
yall wasn’t talking all that shit when we whooped that ass back in the 1700’s

step to us one more gin see don’t we do it again.

Don’t forget who had your back during WWII.

Literally my fave thing about the USA is how we said “fuck your redcoat language” when England acted stupid and made weird changes like dropping the U (and other stuff)
have we all conveniently forgotten who else uses the u?

Oh my sweet lord, I fucking love Tumblr.

omfg it’s even better than the last time I saw it

America, you shouldn’t be rude to your parents.

America, didn’t anyone ever tell you to respect your elders?

I FUCKING LOVE TUMBLR. K THANKS

this is fabulous.

sherlockedoutthetardis:

georgeguven:

dat-amazing-arse:

the-adequate-gatsby:

amethystarcher:

drunkartie:

nom-chompsky:

kyssthis16:

kit-kat-o-graham:

alcoholicgifts:

merlinsbearddd:

dionthesocialist:

yeezysdisciple:

hamburgerjack:

ai-yo:

sooolondon:

yeezysdisciple:

cherishherthoughts:

There is no “U” in Freedom.

Its called English and not American for a reason. Get with the U America

Exactly!!!!!!

And this is a biscuit

and this is jelly

and these are called crisps

Get it right

You’re all freaks. We rebeled for a reason.

yall wasn’t talking all that shit when we whooped that ass back in the 1700’s

step to us one more gin see don’t we do it again.

Don’t forget who had your back during WWII.

Literally my fave thing about the USA is how we said “fuck your redcoat language” when England acted stupid and made weird changes like dropping the U (and other stuff)

have we all conveniently forgotten who else uses the u?

Oh my sweet lord, I fucking love Tumblr.

omfg it’s even better than the last time I saw it

America, you shouldn’t be rude to your parents.

America, didn’t anyone ever tell you to respect your elders?

I FUCKING LOVE TUMBLR. K THANKS

this is fabulous.

(via jammy-john)

Source: youknowyourebritishwhen

Sherlockians…

sherlock-and-his-coat:

~~Everybody does this and it seems to work. So, here I go:~~

I need more Sherlock blogs to follow. When I say more, I mean a frigging ton, okay?

I just really want to see more Sherlock on my dash. A lot of it.

Reblog this and, if I deem your blog worthy, I’ll follow you. For the Sherlock stuff.

Here is a random, chewing Benedict for incentive:

Seriously though. Reblog this and

(via unicorntimelordadamyoung)

Source: sherlock-and-his-coat

crumpetsandboozwams:

fangirlwithafez:

shut-up-merlin:

hypnotized-by-drums-x:

reblog if any of these were your childhood.

ALL OF THEM

btw they ruined Fireman Sam :(

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

TOTS MOTHERFUCKING TV

(via professorrriversong)

Source: hypnotized-by-drums-x

Life hacks

pilts:

rexanarchy:

thebogonoslo:

Simple, yet so fucking brilliant. I love it.

i hate everything

also we do that swiffer thing at work lol

(via unicorntimelordadamyoung)

Source: thebogonoslo

tacotheshark:

Pushes up glasses

Not wearing glasses

Pokes self in eye

JESUS WHY

Source: tacotheshark

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

weasleycansaveanything:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

(via alonsyalonso)

Source: weasleycansaveanything

There is weird fan fiction out there — weird. They write stories and do manga cartoons of what they think you get up to behind closed doors. Some of it’s funny. Some of it’s full-on sex. Get Martin to show you some.

Benedict Cumberbatch (via raptorsahoy)